The Cabinet of Curiosities

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Biting Pear of Salamanca

( Pyrus admorsus salamancus )

A popular tourist attraction of the region, the biting pear lives off low-flying birds, hand-outs, and the occasional unwary sightseer.


playing "Bill Nye the Science Guy"

The entrance of the television cart initiated one of the schoolyard's most sacred rituals. The holiday which followed was one of peace and leisure.

Immortal Snail

( Cornu aspersum immortalis )

This snail is fated to slowly crawl in your direction for eternity. If it should escape this jar and touch you, you shall die.